10/27/08

Expectations exceeded by Tom's extremely exciting exhortations

Call me out on my laziness, will you? Fool! You know not with what degree of no-life-having you are messing with! Your feeble mind cannot conceive of the directionless energy I possess, energy which your misguided accusations have forced to be let loose upon the general populace, like so much molasses on Boston. ONLY MUCH MORE DELICIOUS THAT IS RIGHT MY THOUGHTS ARE MORE DELICIOUS THAN SWEET SWEET DEADLY MOLASSES.

So I couldn't be bothered to write up another page of hyperbolic praise towards a single band and I didn't want to write up a whole album review, and I sure as shit didn't want to just post an album for download with very little accompanying writing (no offense Jon just not my thing, I like to be verbose and dickish and write a lot of irrelevant bullshit that goes on and on with no real payoff that just ends up alienating the reader which makes them less likely to actually listen to the provided music but oh well what can I do. Like, for example, right here. This parenthetical comment is longer than the non-parenthetical part of the paragraph. What the hell, Tom? And why do I continue to do it? One can never know these things but I think it might have something to do with my predilection for writing in stream-of-consciousness mode with no editing afterwards. This is ending now, I swear). So I decided to do something else.

That's right! A themed playlist! As the title of this post suggests, the theme is "Ex"! I think you will understand upon seeing the tracklist

  1. Ex-Girl Collection - The Wrens
  2. Ex Lion Tamer - Wire
  3. Ex-Supermodel - Guided by Voices
  4. Exhuming McCarthy - R.E.M.
  5. Explain it to Me - Liz Phair
  6. Experiment in Terror - Fantomas
  7. Ex-Spectator - Fugazi
  8. Excursions- A Tribe Called Quest
  9. Ex Girl to Next Girl - Gang Starr
  10. Express Yourself - N.W.A.
  11. Exploitation of Mistakes - GZA
  12. Let's Panic Later - The Ex (I think you'll forgive Ex not being in the title)

I think it's pretty cool! Get it here.
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2 comments:

JAWN said...

Oh sweet, I have four of these songs. I'm still downloading this mix anyway.

"Excursions", yeyuh.

Thomas said...

I saw a guy with a shirt that had the first 8 bars of Excursions written on it and I wanted to literally steal it off of his body and have it for my own